Top 5 Reasons *Not* To Tweak Your Mind!
Over on Problogger, Darren Rowse has started up another Group Writing Project with a theme of “Top 5″. So in the tradition of reverse engineering, I offer you this..
Ahem!
Top Five Reasons NOT to Tweak Your Mind!
- “I’d miss all my invisible friends.” ‘Nuff said.
- “Fix my mind to work better? But then people might expect me to DO … you know… SOMETHING…”
- “My mind is perfect as it is, thank you!” (Oh, I totally relate! That’s why your dog ran away with the UPS guy, you spend every other night in a TV induced stupor and you can’t remember where you put your keys. Don’t fix what’s not broken! )
- “I don’t believe in upgrades. It’s all a scam to get you to buy more stuff.” (Every path to hell begins with one step.. an upgrade! Tell the truth.. you’re still running Windows 95 on a 486, aren’t you? )
- “Shhh… I shouldn’t be telling you this. But the government is behind all this mindtweaking stuff. This so-called “tweak” is really an implant so they can control your thoughts.” You’ve got me. It’s all part of the reptoid-alien plot.
And A Special Bonus Answer:
“MindTweaks? Aren’t those some sort of snack cake?
No thanks, I’m on a diet! “
MindTWEAK: Badumbum!
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