You Need This Week’s Tweak (Like You Need A Hole In the Head)
Wait a minute, this week’s Tweak IS a hole in the head!
That’s right, trepanning: the art and science of drilling a hole in one’s head in order to relieve pressure, release evil spirits, and allow the third-eye to breathe better.
It’s ancient medicine, so you KNOW it’s good!
The timeless benefits of trepanning were well known in pre-historic France, where the practice was almost certainly responsible for the inventions of wine, those wonderful rich sauces, and flaky pastry.
It was practiced in ancient South American cultures - I can’t spell their names, but they were really smart.
Why, even Hippocracy himself (the father of modern medicine!) wrote about the operation! While some might argue he intended it only for serious medical problems, we know that is due to the hippocracy of the drug companies, who suppress information.
But never mind all that!!
A grass-roots enthusiast’s movement is springing up all around the world. Who needs history when we have trepanning to do - the do-it-yourself home version!
And now, for this week only, you can order a Home Trepanning Kit directly from MindTweaks!
The KIT includes:
For optional power drill upgrade, add $30. Brain and Medical Degree not included. |
And the price is so absurd, I’m not ALLOWED to tell you how much it is!
ORDER TODAY!!
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What are you waiting for!?!
Did I mention that a hole-in-the-head can help you
MAKE MONEY ONLINE!?!
Not to mention:
SCORE BIG TIME WITH THE LADIES
Impress them with your large drill.
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For additional flexibility, ask about our optional Home Lobotomy attachment.
A few spins of the drill, a bit of excess drooling, and you’ll be a REAL April Fool, in no time!
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